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By Francine • Feb 10th, 2007 • Category: Pure Content

Vanities, incongruities, cruelties…

The Jack & Suzy Show

Interviewer: How tall are you?
JACK: Five seven.
SUZY: I’m five four.

Interviewer: I read a study that CEOs are usually tall.
SUZY: Jack actually thinks he’s very tall.
JACK: I never noticed that I wasn’t a reasonable height.
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Interviewer: You guys are in perhaps the most expensive relationship ever.
JACK: Yeah. Do you know why divorce is expensive?

Interviewer:Why?
JACK: ’Cause it’s worth it.
SUZY: Oooh, snap.

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