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    By • Feb 10th, 2007 • Category: Pure Content

    Vanities, incongruities, cruelties…

    The Jack & Suzy Show

    Interviewer: How tall are you?
    JACK: Five seven.
    SUZY: I’m five four.

    Interviewer: I read a study that CEOs are usually tall.
    SUZY: Jack actually thinks he’s very tall.
    JACK: I never noticed that I wasn’t a reasonable height.

    Interviewer: You guys are in perhaps the most expensive relationship ever.
    JACK: Yeah. Do you know why divorce is expensive?

    JACK: ’Cause it’s worth it.
    SUZY: Oooh, snap.

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